And now I’m in Slytherin.

OKay, thank you.

remember when it opened for beta

and ravenclaw had like, the most people (i think)

and now it’s open for the public and ravenclaw has the least.

;O

I won’t argue, though— It used to be my utmost favorite house.
I guess I never truly was a Slytherin, hah. Even though I make so many connections with that house like whaaaaat.

So.
Uhm.

What do I do with my Slytherin shirt.
And my Slytherin pen. 

Hazel:

A sensitive wand, hazel often reflects its owner’s emotional state, and works best for a master who understands and can manage their own feelings. Others should be very careful handling a hazel wand if its owner has recently lost their temper, or suffered a serious disappointment, because the wand will absorb such energy and discharge it unpredictably. The positive aspect of a hazel wand more than makes up for such minor discomforts, however, for it is capable of outstanding magic in the hands of the skillful, and is so devoted to its owner that it often ‘wilts’ (which is to say, it expels all its magic and refuses to perform, often necessitating the extraction of the core and its insertion into another casing, if the wand is still required) at the end of its master’s life (if the core is unicorn hair, however, there is no hope; the wand will almost certainly have ‘died’). Hazel wands also have the unique ability to detect water underground, and will emit silvery, tear-shaped puffs of smoke if passing over concealed springs and wells.

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Dragon:

As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner.

The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

I’M IN SCHOOL AND MY POTTERMORE EMAIL CAME.
FUCK.
WHAT IS MY LIFE?
I WANNA REALLLYY GO HOME NOW.
NO. NONONooOOOoo.
I WANT
Ō___Ō

HOLUYDKLJOIUFDEGWOIFGOIE

HOIFWEOI

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay but in reality it’s just another one of those lol here is another fucking email to make you seem like we didn’t forget about you. okayface.png