horsefricker:

that ‘text your significant other “I havent been fully honest with you…” and wait an hour’ post is fucking disgusting

congratulations anyone who did that ITS FUCKING EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND ABUSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

get the fuck away from me stop toying with people like theyre nothing but your entertainment

youre scum

god fucking dammit
my best friend’s boyfriend sent a text like this today
she was like 
“look at my phone, this made my heart drop.”
and then he’s like “just kidding” one hour later

I didnt know this was a stupid little THING going around on the web, but seriously  why the fuck do you want to test your “loved one” with crap like this. 

Number one, it’s s a toxic ass relationship and I wish she’d realize that.. And two, yes, this is emotional abuse. 

You’re not funny. It’s not cute. Stop.

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and that’s fine
but he mentioned that the alternative would be to just chill at his house and watch movies

because he really wants to watch “Ted”
nope
n ope
nooooooooope

i think i would label my way of typing something like stream of consciencuous i cant even spell that “conscienceness” still wrong but something like that

when people argue—like really argue—in my presence, I get overwhelmingly nauseous

wait there are people that LIKE the deviantart green
??????? 
i mean my fav color is green but WHY is an art website in some minty color like it’s so weird, why cant they just have a neutral dark grey or something

to hell with it being “recognizably deviantart,” what about being practical and utilizing a better site color scheme. forget all this whimsy shit

ravens won holy tits I wore purple I painted my nails purple I had purple shorts but most of all I BELIEVED AND HAD HOPE AND THAT’S ALL IT TAKES BABY AHHHHHHH

sometimes i like to reflect on the fact that my deodorant is named “truth or pear” and it was an actual attempt to be witty by some person on this planet

get this fuckin barbie crap off my dash that shit is so annoying and not even funny

you don’t have to make this huge commitment about “do i want this evolution or the other one??”

you can have your cake AND eat it too.

pokemon stresses me out sometimes

if you touch me with malicious intent we are fighting and you will go to the hospital