notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

awkwardvagina:

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed 

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holly

laugh-addict:

i saw hell with my own eyes

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often-wrong: Turns out my third cousin twice removed was the batter what do I win
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter. The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).” The first paragraph starts like this: “I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.” my own hair is fine oh my god where can i buy this I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!! Ok.All I really want to know is WHY someone just asked “where can i buy this”It’s cringe-inducing. That’s how stupid you sound.
aripockily: Also Judgment. Because. If you're unwilling to answer the question I'll let you ask me first.

Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?


Yeah.
Also, I backed into my dad’s new car with his other car because I didn’t see it in the driveway and just kinda reversed till i hit it and was like “wtf was that”
“oh fuck”
“that was the car!!!!!!”
and i had to go back inside and wake my dad up and tell him and I felt like an ass. 

aripockily: THE FOOL

The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.


I was born.

add me on dragon story!

lol addicting game…
my ID thingy is rach_tess

I WILL GIVE YOU GOLD AND PET YOUR DRAGONS!!! :D

Anonymous: ☽

The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you’ve had recently.


Well, fortunately I try to keep a running record of the dreams I have stored in my phone. So. I might have to relay back to those.
 
 I haven’t had an onslaught of dreams lately, and I don’t really want to explain some of them because they make me really uncomfortable to think about.

But anyway, here’s a shorter one ……
It involved Dave Franco, actually! He was with me at my mom’s house and we were just chillin I guess

Until he made fun of my armpits for some reason? I think because they were hairy, which is weird because they’re always shaven lol
But that upset me so I ran into my bathroom to hide, but then I eventually had the urge to go into my room, so I did that.

And then I went to my dresser and started folding clothes in my drawer. 

Send me a Tarot Card.
The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
The Magician: Do you have a special talent?
The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?
The Empress: What do you desire most?
The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?
The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?
The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?
Strength: What gives you strength?
The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
Temperance: Do you have good self control?
The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
The Tower: Describe your dream home.
The Star: What inspires you?
The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.
Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
The World: What country would you most like to visit?